Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

A friend sent me this so I thought I’d share!   Enjoy, Debi!
The Pastor’s Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
 
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race
again and it won again.
 
The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop
so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
 so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop
so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day..
The moral of the story is . .
being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . .
and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
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About Debi in Merida

I moved from Colorado Springs, Colorado USA to Merida, Yucatan, MX in January 2006. I love to read, garden, travel, and hang out with friends.
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3 Responses to Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

  1. Tom and Debi says:

    Anon Ruth – yes, do send it!
    Mic – Thanks!

    abrazos a todos – Debi

  2. Mic says:

    Hilarious LOL A good one Debi!!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Hi,
    I just happened upon your blog and this was the first thing I read. It made me laugh out loud and consider whether I should send it to my cousin the priest. Thanks for sharing.
    Ruth

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